This cat becomes progressively smugger as the petting continues. 

sewbro:

MARSHMALLOW RARITY GIVEAWAY!

I haven’t done a giveaway in a while and I thought that since I’ve been selling more things lately, I might endorse my blog as well as give back to my followers c: I’ve sold practically all my marshmallow blob ponies, save for the last four. One of which I am going to put up for a giveaway. Here are the rules:

• Reblog as many times as you like
• Likes and reblogs count
• If the original text is edited, you’ll be disqualified
• Your ask box must be open
• I will pick the winner using a randomizer
• I will draw a name on the 30th of june!

I will cover the cost of shipping. good luck!

PS. if you like this, and miss out, I have others like it in my etsy store!

tastefullyoffensive:

[mocktopus]

khunceited:

my dash makes me laugh sometimes

jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

killself:

im not 100% sure but i think i misread the directions

perel:

BASED ON TRUE FACTS!

I’m majoring in Neurobiology, and this is perfect. 

sonneillonv:

punkrockmuffinatrix:

oftortoises:

bilvum:

holmestucked:

popcornmassacre:

zimiestef:

mycroftsmuffins:

hiddle-stoned:

girl-panic:

fuckyeahreading:

What speed do you read at? (Remember, it’s not a race!)

“You read 371 words per minute. That makes you 48% faster than the national average.”

You read 445 words per minute.
That makes you 78% faster than the national average

You read 444 words per minute. That makes you 78% faster than the national average.

You read 237 words per minute.

That makes you 5% slower than the national average.

Oh god, I’m about the same speed as a 7th/8th grader….. /sobs

You read 419 words per minute.

That makes you 68% faster than the national average.

k

You read 600 words per minute.
That makes you 140% faster than the national average.

o ok

You read 380 words per minute.
That makes you 52% faster than the national average.

ah i thought i had gotten slower

You read 477 words per minute.

That makes you 91% faster than the national average.

oooh cool.

542 words per minute, but, as my housemate has accused me of before, if it’s an unfamiliar piece, my comprehension goes to hell. Failed the first one (which read like Orwell, I think) and aced the second, which was the opening page of Alice in Wonderland.

… um… 659 wpm, 164% faster than the national average.  I did it three times (no cheating) because I thought it had to be mistaken and it stayed about the same.

1,079 words per minute, 332% faster than the national average. And yet, I am the slowest typist. 

RULES: 

• YOU MUST FOLLOW ME AND GIVE ME YOUR SOUL !!!!!!!!! lol jk, you don’t have to do any of that. Just reblog this post as many times as you want.
• Leave your ask box open so I can contact you if you win.
• The giveaway ends on the 8th of June.
• I will ship to anywhere in the world.

If you need any more information just send me a message. GOOD LUCK! :)